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Pizza Hut Employee: Thank you, your total comes to $22.50 Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for payment, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my pizza go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Pizza Hut Employee: I'm going to have to ask you to leave -
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EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
this was the best 3 minutes and 43 seconds of my ENTIRE LIFE.
As if I needed another reason to adore Kristen Bell…
I feel like someone understands the way I react when I get too excited now.
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teacher: what unit of measurement- me: in daylights teacher: thats not- me: in sunsets me: in midnights teacher: you cant- me: in cups of coffee teacher: thats impossi- me: in inches teacher: yes! thats what i- me: in miles teacher: but you just- me: in laughter me: in strife teacher: *opens mouth*- me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti- me: how about looooooooooooooooove teacher: i give up me: measure in looooooooooove teacher: out me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself) -
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This is so true and awkward. lol
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looking glamorous with the wind.
Expectation:
Reality:
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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is dumb so maybe we should get to work US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online US government: also pizza is vegetables
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